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Se <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n stando in piedi <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n t\u2019inciampi<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n nelle mutande <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n che stai infilandoti,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n forse<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n caro mio<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n sei diventato vecchio.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n T\u2019incazzi,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n per la terza volta <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n il piede s\u2019inciampa nell\u2019elastico,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n ops\u2026<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n e traballi.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n Il ginocchio <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n si flette,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n la gamba<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n si alza\u2026<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n ma l\u2019alluce<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n s\u2019incastra<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n nell\u2019elastico.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n Anzich\u00e9 <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n fare equilibrismi<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n ti siedi<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n o trovi un appoggio!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n Una soluzione c\u2019\u00e8,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n per le mutande,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n non per la sciatica<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n ne\u2019<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n per il ginocchio<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n ballerino!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n Qualche santo <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n ti sale in bocca,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n cos\u00ec ricordi<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n le gare campestri<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n e i salti<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n in palestra.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n Ricordi<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n i vent\u2019anni,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n quando,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n senza grassi aggiunti,<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n sfilarsi e infilarsi<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n pantaloni e mutande<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n era <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n spesso <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n un rapido siparietto\u2026<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n sessuale!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n Romano Pisciotti<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n \u2026tranquilli, tutto ok: usate mutandoni pi\u00f9 larghi! \ud83e\udd23<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Invecchiare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6699,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[1860,5,41,1861],"class_list":["post-6698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","tag-mutande","tag-pisciotti","tag-romano-pisciotti","tag-vecchio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6700,"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions\/6700"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.romanopisciotti.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}